I was born an infant, unable to talk; only able to scream. I grew into a boy: was nurtured by my loving parents, the public education system and society, to grow into a man.
I am 22 years old and have yet to die, which is, I believe, one of my greater accomplishments in life. I was born and raised in Eau Claire, Wisconsin and after traveling to distant lands for many years have finally returned to my former paradise to live with my parents. Because I love them. And I'm broke.